| Re:Kenne den anders |  |
>Der kleine Indianerjunge kommt zum Häuptling und fragt "Papa, wieso heisst meine Schwester Blühende Mohnblume?"
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>"Weil sie in einer Wiese voll mit blühenden Mohnblumen gezeugt worden ist."
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>"Und warum heisst mein Bruder Brüllender Donner?"
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>"Weil er in einer Gewitternacht gezeugt worden ist. Aber warum interessiert dich das auf einmal so, Geplatzer Gummi?"
Die Version von der Discworld:
"Why are you called One-man-bucket?"
"...In my tribe we're traditionally named after the first thing my mother sees when she looks out of the tepee after the birth. It's short for one-man-pouring-a-bucket-of-water-over-two-dogs."
"That's pretty unfortunate."
"It's not too bad. It was my twin brother you had to feel sorry for. She looked out ten seconds before me to give him his name."
"Don't tell me, let me guess. Two-dogs-fighting?"
"Two-dogs-fighting? Two-dogs-fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-dogs-fighting."