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Nachricht:	>Mal versuchen, beim hören mitzulesen: > >[VIDEO_QUOTE] > >Step right up >Step right up >Step right up >Everyone's a winner, bargains galore >That's right, you too can be the proud owner >Of the quality goes in before the name goes on >One-tenth of a dollar >One-tenth of a dollar >We got service after sales >You need perfume? we got perfume >How 'bout an engagement ring? >Something for the little lady >Something for the little lady >Something for the little lady, hmm >Three for a dollar >We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale >And a smoke-damaged furniture >You can drive it away today >Act now, act now >And receive as our gift, our gift to you >They come in all colors, one size fits all >No muss, no fuss, no spills >You're tired of kitchen drudgery >Everything must go >Going out of business >Going out of business >Going out of business sale >Fifty percent off original retail price >Skip the middle man >Don't settle for less >How do we do it? >How do we do it? >Volume, volume, turn up the volume >Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate >Don't be caught with your drawers down >Don't be caught with your drawers down >You can step right up, step right up > >That's right, it filets, it chops >It dices, slices, never stops >Lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn >And it mows your lawn >And it picks up the kids from school >It gets rid of unwanted facial hair >It gets rid of embarrassing age spots >It delivers a pizza >And it lengthens, and it strengthens >And it finds that slipper that's been at large >Under the chaise longe for several weeks >And it plays a mean Rhythm Master >It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar >And it's only a dollar, step right up >It's only a dollar, step right up > >'Cause it forges your signature. >If not completely satisfied >Mail back unused portion of product >For complete refund of price of purchase >Step right up >Please allow thirty days for delivery >Don't be fooled by cheap imitations >You can live in it, live in it >Laugh in it, love in it >Swim in it, sleep in it >Live in it, swim in it >Laugh in it, love in it >Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets >That's right >And it entertains visiting relatives >It turns a sandwich into a banquet >Tired of being the life of the party? >Change your shorts >Change your life >Change your life >Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy >Get rid of your wife >And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax >Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack >See you later alligator >See you later alligator >And it steals your car >It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking >It's a friend, and it's a companion >And it's the only product you will ever need >Follow these easy assembly instructions >It never needs ironing >Well it takes weights off hips, bust >Thighs, chin, midriff >Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job >It is a job >And it strips the phone company free >Take ten for five exchange >And it gives you denture breath >And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion >And it gets rid of your traveler's checks >It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned >Well it takes care of business >Never needs winding >Never needs winding >Never needs winding >Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis >Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy >C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon >'Cause it's effective, it's defective >It creates household odors >It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection >It gives you an erection >It wins the election >Why put up with painful corns any longer? >It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation >No salesman will visit your home >We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot >Prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed >How do we do it >How do we do it >How do we do it >How do we do it >We need your business >We're going out of business >We'll give you the business >Get on the business >End of our going-out-of-business sale >Receive our free brochure, free brochure >Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions >Batteries not included >Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available >Step right up >Step right up >Step right up >You got it buddy: the large print giveth >And the small print taketh away >Step right up >You can step right up >You can step right up >C'mon step right up >(Get away from me kid, you bother me...) >Step right up, step right up, step right up >C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon >Step right up >You can step right up >C'mon and step right up >C'mon and step right up > >> >>Aah-ah, ah-aah >>Aah-ah >> >>Aah-ah, ah-aah >>Aah-ah >> >>Ah... >> >>Do-do >>Do-do" >> >>Einfach super xD >> >> >>Oder auch Crash and the Boys mit "I am sad, so very very sad" vom Scott Pilgrim OST: >> >>"So sad!" >> >>Ok, das war sowieso kein ernstgemeinter Song, ist aber trotzdem fantastisch :)
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