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>>Zumal der Disney Konzern einem diese Lippen vorsetzt. Und keiner auf der Leinwand verschwendet auch nur einen Blick drauf. Für so ein Verhalten gibt's nicht mal bei Facebook ein Geschlecht.
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>>Finde Tokens These super. Dieses Asexuelle Zeug ist echt schlimm und hat mit Star Wars nix zu tun.
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>Na ja, gerade in Teil 1 passiert sexuell gar nix. Da gibts ein paar Andeutungen ("Sie ist wunderschön!") aber im Endeffekt sind da auch alle nur Kumpels und lächeln sich am Ende ohne jegliche Spannung zu oder dass da das Gefühl aufkäme hier gibts ordentlich Feuer unter der Haube. Das wurde dann durch Empire und Return etwas mehr forciert war aber damals auch eher nen Kumpelsabenteuer als Liebesdreieck.
Neh du. Sorry aber der erste Teil ist ein einziges Coming-of-Age Penis-Drama.
Hier ganz gut zusammen gefasst: [http://www.cracked.com/article_24448_7-famous-movies-that-are-secretly-all-about-sex.html]
Ich quote mal den Teil:
"Mel Brooks was right: Lightsabers are dicks. Sure, it's not the most original or mature assessment, but it's hard not to notice that the ancient weapons of the Jedi order are suspiciously penis-like. However, maybe there's more to it than that. Maybe Luke's wang is the defining subtext of the original trilogy. Hear us out.
Star Wars is all about Luke's journey to manhood. When we first see him, he's living in the sunken, womb-like moisture farm.
This place is Natalie Portman's vagina, basically.
He's being held back from entering manhood. His uncle doesn't want him to leave the farm, and his aunt's only job seems to be plying everyone with that blue milk shit. Eventually, R2-D2 shows up and blows Luke's mind with the image of a beautiful woman. Think of him as that weird older kid who left sticky issues of Playboy in the woods.
After awakening Luke's libido, R2-D2 lures him to Obi-Wan Kenobi, who then teaches him all about lightsabers -- those electric glowing phalluses that extend on
Though the less we think about this as an old man abducting a teenager to show him a dick in a cave, the better.
If Luke wants to get to the princess, he needs to figure out how to use the lightsaber. He's too young to be in a duel, so he, uh ... practices by himself a lot.
Which makes him go blind.
Luke eventually faces Darth Vader, but like Yoda said, he isn't ready. Luke's not a man yet. Most importantly, he's been using his dad's lightsaber this whole time -- meaning that his manhood is only borrowed, not actually attained. So naturally, his dad symbolically castrates him.
Eventually, Luke enters sexual maturity by becoming a Jedi, building and wielding his own lightsaber. Now that he's a full-grown man, Luke stops lusting after his sister and refuses to get into the dick-measuring contest that is a lightsaber duel with his father. Years later, a younger woman makes him dust off his old, tired lightsaber, but that's another story."